Sunday, February 27, 2011

The Academy Awards

What the stars will drink at Elton John's Oscar Party
As you’re breathlessly awaiting the 83rd Academy Awards ceremony, you’re probably asking the question of the year:  “Who will celebs Roger and Candi Merrill be wearing on the beige carpet this evening?”  Rumor has it, the couple will swath themselves from head to toe in JC Penney.

His and hers bathrobes are all that.  Candi’s form will be draped with an elegant white floor-length number in fleece, famed for it’s warmth and washability.  Fur-lined slippers and a sofa pillow are the perfect accessories for her evening look.  Roger’s signature pale complexion will be offset by a classic black waffle-weave, tuxedo-cut robe layered over flannel pajamas.  His genius ensemble is simple and right for any occasion, stepping out with the Merrill’s circle of friends, or staying in.

How the couple manage to look so freaking radiant in their living room is cause for speculation, if not downright concern.  Nonetheless, they will be watching television and making their Oscar picks via their Academy Awards Printable Version Ballots downloaded from the internet especially for the occasion. 

While Elton John serves Red Carpet Cosmos and Golden Truffle Cocktails to a who's who of A-listers into the wee hours of the morning, the Merrills will enjoy a cup of hot cocoa and retire early.   

The couple has been quoted as saying “You can copy our look, but you can’t touch our style.”

Cheers!

3 comments:

  1. I miss you two! thank you for that smile today. Love you, Lisa

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  2. Well-- try as you may, you can't beat my wool socks and black sweatpants from Target!
    Love you!

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  3. Thank you, I laughed so hard it brought years to my eyes. Your home without a doubt is "the" place to be this year for the Oscars.

    Laughter does one other very important thing, it causes gut breathing, which turns on the para-sympathetic part of the nervous system in the body...the healing safe part. Laughter combats stress, and stress tiggers the sympathetic nervous system known as the flight or fight. So, laugh yourself to better health it does have a scientific foundation. I could give you a few other pointers if you like to help turn on the body's self healing abilities. Email me happy to do anything I can for you.
    banmanchiro@shaw.ca

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