Monday, January 14, 2013

A Roger Joke and a Candi Joke

For Roger:
Q.  How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.  Does it have to be a lightbulb?

For Candi:
Q.  How many bureaucrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.  Two.  One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other screws the lightbulb into the water faucet.

This is no joke.  We had a very scary incident in the bathtub today.  Roger didn't have enough oomph to get out and not enough oxygen to stand up once he was finally out.  We now have a new oxygen hose system and will be getting a bath chair from hospice so that never happens again.

2 comments:

  1. You have set our long-distance imaginations REELING on that story. Doesn't sound too serious, but hope this doesn't ever happen again, whatever it was!

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  2. I will have to find the art book I made on art critiques while attending the U. A lot of sarcasm went into it. The Roger joke reminded me of that. The Candi joke reminds me of a place I am SO glad I no longer work for.
    That said, I am sorry you went through this. I am surprised they hadn't forseen it, but I suppose it is a lot of trial and error. Though that isn't much fun for either of you.
    Be safe. I hope your cough is improving Candi. Positivity coming your way.

    ~Tammy

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