For Roger:
Q. How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Does it have to be a lightbulb?
For Candi:
Q. How many bureaucrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other screws the lightbulb into the water faucet.
This is no joke. We had a very scary incident in the bathtub today. Roger didn't have enough oomph to get out and not enough oxygen to stand up once he was finally out. We now have a new oxygen hose system and will be getting a bath chair from hospice so that never happens again.
You have set our long-distance imaginations REELING on that story. Doesn't sound too serious, but hope this doesn't ever happen again, whatever it was!
ReplyDeleteI will have to find the art book I made on art critiques while attending the U. A lot of sarcasm went into it. The Roger joke reminded me of that. The Candi joke reminds me of a place I am SO glad I no longer work for.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I am sorry you went through this. I am surprised they hadn't forseen it, but I suppose it is a lot of trial and error. Though that isn't much fun for either of you.
Be safe. I hope your cough is improving Candi. Positivity coming your way.
~Tammy